"When we start contemplating the meaning of life incorporated into arcade games THAT is when you know its time to go to bed"- Mark

Mark and i went to Bicks tonight with Mango and the Midget. We sat and debated the worth of the wii vs the 360 and the ps3. It was a bloody battle but we all got our point across in the end. We took our syrup shots in honor of Pete and women who have fucked us over (in name of the Midget who got dumped today ::sadface: We then proceeded a head-bang-off in the parking lot. Mango and his amazing Dave Mustainesque hair won by a landslide. We then went our separate ways which lead to Mark and i sitting in my drive way until 2 discussing romance, religion and our reasoning therein.

How can i be soo young when i feel soo ancient :\

This morning i woke up to find that my left eye was swollen shut. After a few hours i was able to open it, but i am still a bit concerned because my mother says it looks a bit yellow around the edges of the lid. I would like to think that i wouldn't sleep through kicking my own ass, but i guess i guessed wrong. Later on in the day my left hand became very swollen but that passed even faster than the swelling in my eye. Now as i lay down to sleep i find that my left foot is sore for no reason other than my laying down. The only conclusion i can come to is that my body is preparing to split via mitosis and when i wake up next there will be a second me curled up next to me.

So my question to you is: Any takers? The bidding will start at $2 and we'll go from there.